Kim Kardashian breaks world record for biggest ass and we're not talking anatomy. Paris Hilton has an IQ of 20. Elin Nordegren has a great swing, given a good set of clubs. Reply. Reply by Avitable on December 7th, 2009 at Monday, December 7, .... I am always telling my husband that I just cannot relate with this show. I really believe there isn't a person on earth as stupid/douchey/naive as the "Michael Scott" character. It makes me cringe to watch, and I usually don't. ...

i have uploaded all of the photos that i took (and that britt took, since she broke her camera the first night and used mine a lot) on my flickr here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/avitable/sets/72157621757851925/ ...

A Make Your Own Monster Puppet can teach kids valuable creative skills, plus they can learn about anatomy. Monster arms, legs, and presumably a huge monster penis to attach! And if there's no penis, you can make your own out of a sock ..... I told my brother (26 yrs old, single, non-parent) to just get my kids a big cardboard box and some bubble wrap. I mean the bubble wrap is totally a choking hazard, but the kids will have SO. MUCH. FUN. Reply. Reply by Avitable on ...

If I was a woman, I'd probably say Neil Patrick Harris, personally. *May include women who are merely bisexual, which, in my mind, counts. If you're new to the horrors of Avitable.com, don't miss out. Subscribe to my RSS feed! ... I thought of one that totally counts; the guy who plays George in Grey's Anatomy D. Reply. delmer says: Sunday, February 1, 2009 at Sunday, February 1, 2009 @ 12:21 am. Joan Jett (the with-hair version) always did something for me when I was ...

My junior year in high school I took an anatomy/physiology class and really loved it. I became a total science nerd. I even went on a field trip to the medical examiner's office where we watched an AUTOPSY. While my classmates were gagging .... You are funny! I followed you here from Aiming Low. The pooping in public, that was so funny! I have two degrees, BA & MA. My parents wouldn't hear of me not finishing college. My grandmother would roll over in her grave! Avitable ...

avitable's top ten television shows of 2007. (in no particular order). once again, these are only shows that i actually watched. no, i don't watch grey's anatomy or house or entourage, so i don't have those to consider. my criteria for ...

this is the new reality, miller said. "when i was in college, had my parents actually called the dean, i would have been mortified. now, it's very common." tags: helicopter parents, hovering parents, avitable, avitable-isms.

I also wrote down a couple others for my "to read" list. Chris Bohjalian, who I love, has a new book out called "Secrets of Eden" which sounds quite good to me. I also saw a book called "The Real Grey's Anatomy" which sounded ...

So I got this Meme from Avitable...feel free to post it as well.... My favorite age: 21. My best friend: Vanessa. My celebrity crush: Christian Bale. My defining characteristic: at the moment? my Red Hair (see my previous post below) ...

shamelessly stolen from my beloved cajunvegan who pilfered it from avitable. my favorite age: 30. my best friend(s): digital rob & cajun vegan. my celebrity crush: christian bale, hugh jackman, jeremy irons, justin timberlake, ...